get the fuck out
I want Plankton to plow my ass into the 4th dimension, I want my ass to be the reason he doesn’t give up when he fails to steal the krabby patty formula, I want you to send me to bikini bottom with 40 tanks of oxygen cause I’m gonna be on that dick for 40 days and 40 nights and then some I don’t give a fuck I’ll die riding that dick
please calm down ma’m
I’m a guy
I wanted to be like you.
I wanted everything.
So I tried to be like you.
And I got swept away.
Im sorry ,really really sorry . But this one part in ypt killed me .
owo sorry again
Private: What if Skipper wakes up?
Kowalski: Oh he’s going to sleep like a baby, courtesy of Mr. Snoozy Times Fighty Nighty-Night mobile! *puts the device up to Skipper’s bunk*
Skipper: *babbles like a baby*
Private: He’s so sweet when he dreams about vanquishing his mortal enemies!
Skipper: *punches Hans doodle from mobile while contently asleep*